I’m an avid gardener. I love digging around in the dirt and planting things. Notice, I left out making things grow or the fact that I have dirt and germ issues which make the actual digging in the dirt an issue. Also, did I mention, I’m literally afraid of my own shadow so anything that… Continue reading There’s A Pecker In My Garden
I know a woman who thinks everything is of the Devil, this post is dedicated to her.
It’s two in the morning and I wake up with that familiar feeling. I might be alone. I might have a child snoring gently beside me. Either way, I don’t want to move BUT I have to pee.
I’ve never been so disinterested in something I used to enjoy.
I have to admit. I am, by far, the worst driver in America. Everyone who knows me will attest to this fact. Those who have had the misfortune of being a passenger in my car will agree. I can’t drive. My driving story starts in 2006 when I first got my license. Yes, you aren’t… Continue reading Vehicular Mishaps